JokE with BC

1.  1.   Aik admi apni wife ki picture hamesha apni pocket main rakhta tha Q K wo jab bhi kisi paershani mai hota to wo apni wife ki picture dekhta or sochta Ager mai isko face ker sakta hn to baqi her musibat ko face ker sakta hn:-) (SWEET POISION)

2.   2.  Teacher: Konsa parinda sab se taiz urta hy?

Boy: Hathi

Teacher: Nalaiq
Kal apni ammi ko lekr aana, main un se baat krun gi. Kia nam hy unka?

Boy:WAHEEDA SHAH
Teachr: Shabash! Hathi sahi jwab hy.

3.   3.   Larkay nay Paindoo Larki say poch

Face Book Use Karti Ho???

Larki: Nahi mera rang waisy e Chitta hai...

4.    4.  Teacher: pani ka formula kia ha….?
Student: H2MGCLNaCLHON3
Teacher: stupid, ye kya hai….?
Student: sir, ye selaab ka pani hai.

5.     5.  1 choor rat ko gar ma dakhil howa Andar TV lounge ma aik akeli larki behti Biscuit kah rahi thi...
Andarey or tanhai na choor ki niyat kharab kar di....Us nay larki ko neechay giraya or zabardasti....
Biscuit lay kar bhag gaya
Sb say agay sab say uoper
B.P sooper
B.P sooper
Per ap ki soch us say b ouper:D

6.     6.  Aik larki ka kisi company mai 5 cror ka inam nikla,Company ne socha k aise btane shayd larke ka heart attack na ho jaye,so Company ne Puppo ka ye kam sonpa k wo larki ko aise btaye k uska heart attack na ho jaye.
Puppo ne larke ko kaha,farz karo tmhra 5 cror ka inam nikal ata hai to tm kia karo gi.
Larki:(khushe se pagal ho k boli)
Mai tmhre samne dance karo ge,
Tm se shadi kr lo ge,aur
Aadha inam b tme de do ge,
Bechara Puppo he khushe se mar gya,

7.    Teacher:yaad rakhoo k hum iss dunya mein dosroon ki khidmat karnay aay hain. Sardar:wah g wah. Tay Fay dosray amb len ayye ne?

8.    Aik maan apne bemar bache ko uthay ro rahi thi, pas se guzarte huwe bazurg ne rone ki waja pochi.oorat ne kha k mera bacha bemar hai or mere pas us ki dawa k paise nahi hain.bazurag ne 1000 ka nott nikala or oorat ko dete huwe kha,is se bache ki dawa lo or 100 rupe ka us k liye doodh b le lena baqi paise muje wapis kar dena.oorat ne dawa or doodh khareed kar baqi 700 rupe bazuarg ko wapis kar diye.bazurag khush huwa or soochne laga k neki khabi zaiya nahi jati,Doctor ko fees mil gai,bache ko dawa mil gai or mera jaali nott b chal gya....Pakistan zindabad

9.     9.  Pakistan Ka Aik Former (Kisaan) Agricalutre k liay spray lay gea Dawa 2 number the jaraseem bach gay aur fasal ko nuqsan poncha... To wo dealer k pas complain karnay aya.. Dealer apni Supray Ki Tareefain karnay lag gea.. Kisaan ko ghusa aa gea us nay kaha tum mairay sath sharat lagao apni car ki main spray p k mar gea to thek ni to apni car mujhay do gay... Dealer agree ho gea 5 mint ka waqt dia gea. Kisan nay supray wali botal p li 5 mint bad....... Dealer mar gea Pakistan Zinda Bad...

Posted By Muahmmad basharat